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do you subscribe to a newsletter called the American Family Association: ActionAlert? it’s a pretty hilarious newsletter- anything that usually starts with American and ends with Association, is pretty funny. the newsletter usually has updates about upcoming current events and information about how you can personally support or discourage events such as proposition 8, boycott Ford and Mcdonald’s because they support gays, the latest christian movies straight to DVD release, and such.

well the most recent letter is requesting my participation in boycotting certain television networks due to their support for Obama and alleged attacks on Sarah Palin. i thought, well that would be a pretty easy thing to do cuz i don’t watch television anyways. but what i do watch is McCain and Palin interviews and i must say, the only thing funnier than extreme conservatives are retarded extreme conservatives.

does the AFA not watch any of the Palin interviews? she is quite obviously, mentally retarded. should we all pamper these potential leaders, and shower them with praises? should we never scrutinize them and ask the hard questions? let me just say right now that if a leader cannot handle scrutiny or, in the interviews i’ve watched, simple questions- then we should be a bit more careful about who we select as leader.

i find that making large decisions purely based on your republican or democrat affiliations, is pretty dumb and an insult to the human intelligence. and if the AFA is encouraging that, then there’s something seriously wrong with AFA.

“Wow, sounds dangerous. Can other cars see you at all?”

they see my headlights, but they can’t tell exactly how close or far i am. but i mean- you should never rely on another driver seeing you whether you’re on a bike or in a car so always keep your distance. though it’s true that other cars have a harder time seeing you compared to a car which is why it’s sometimes necessary for a biker to have sound.

my current bike:

sounds like a bee when i rev up and ride off into the sunset. the bike i want, however:

sounds like an earthquake caused by a thunderstorm. you ride by in this thing and people will definitely be watching out for you. mmm deliciousness.

if you wanna get home at night on your motorcycle and one of the options is going through daly city on highway 35… don’t. you’ve never ridden through fog until you’ve rode through daly city fog. fog that’s so thick, the drizzle stings as it hits your eyes. and you can’t see more than 10 feet in front of you.

take 280 or el camino. don’t try to be a man and challenge highway 35- that fog will turn you into a little girl.